Things I Supposedly Do
Who I Supposedly Am
Or, The Coolest Sunglasses in the Target Parking Lot on a Sunday
I mean, what can you say? I was a grade school reject, have a master's degree that I don't use, and work for myself because I am otherwise unemployable. Mom didn't want me going to art school, so I studied accounting ~ but I found my way back around to art. Of a sort. Because I make websites for a living. That's right, web slinging. Making the virtual world a prettier, sparklier place all 'round. Eh, it's a living.
I also used to be a hand and foot model. I sold perfume door-to-door. I had a brief stint as a blogger, reporting on local entertainment and doing restaurant reviews. Ah, the free drinks ... I miss those. Then I morphed the blog into talking about the singles life and online dating. Then I met a guy on Facebook who proposed within 2 months of Date 1 (because clearly he is insane) and I said yes (because I am also insane), and now instead of blogging about all kinds of things, I just focus all my skillz on poking fun at him. Yup, he married a woman who makes fun of him daily. Publicly. To the world. Good times!
This year, I gave up drinking and lost my puppeh, companion and mini-me of 17 years, so it's been a bit bumpy. But fabulousness waits for no one, and thus I soldier on, remembering my motto ~ Life Should Sparkle.
Thanks for visiting my little virtual page of happiness. Much love. xoxox
Jenna